Friday, 27 April 2012

संसद सदस्य?..आप भी बन सकतें है!...(व्यंग्य)

राज्य-सभा के नजारें....

सचिन तेंदुलकर ने क्रिकेट के मैदान में जितने भी रन बनाएं, जितनी भी पारियां खेली, जितने भी छक्के या चौके लगाएं....सब कुछ देश के लिए किया!...इस देश-सेवा के बदले में उन्हें बहुतसा धन मिला, कारें मिली, मोटर साइकिलें मिली, वाह-वाही मिली, एडज मिली..एडज के ऐवज में फिर कंपनियों की तरफ से धन मिला...लेकिन अब तक वे राज्य-सभा के संसद नहीं थे....तो अब बिना चुनाव लड़े उन्हें संसद सदस्य की कुर्सी ऑफर की गई....जय हो कोंग्रेस....बहुत अच्छा लगा!


...होकी, फुटबॉल, टेनिस, चेस, ओलिम्पिक दौड....सभी जगहों पर देश-सेवक काम में लगे हुए है....बस!..देश के बाहर जिसे लोग पहचानने लग गए....वह देश-सेवा की योग्यता की परीक्षा में पास हो गया और संसद सदस्य की कुर्सी शोभायमान करने के लायक हो गया समझों!

...रेखा जी को भी राज्य-सभा की  संसदगिरी ऑफर हुई!....फिल्मों में कई तरह के रोल कर के इन्होनें  भी देश-सेवा की....विदेशी लोग इन्हें पहचानने लग गए....एक्टिंग इन्होने फोगट में नहीं की...तो क्या हुआ?...ऑफिस में काम करने वाले कर्मचारी क्या  तनख्वाह नहीं लेते?....

.....कुछ लोगों ने सौरव गांगुली, कपिल देव....वगैरें के नाम सुझाएँ है....लिस्ट बहुत लंबी है...यह सभी बिना चुनाव लड़े, मनोनीत हो कर.... संसद सदस्य बनने की योग्यता रखते है... सभी देश-सेवक ही तो है!...राखी सावंत,मल्लिका शेरावत, मलाइका अरोरा खान जैसी आइटम डांस करने वाली सुंदरियाँ.... करीना कपूर, कैटरीना कैफ, विद्या बालान जैसी मंजी हुई नायिकाएं...यह सभी देश से बाहर भी पहचानी जाती है ...तो देश-सेवा ही तो कर रही है!....'खान'...सरनेम वाले नायकों की लंबी लिस्ट है....कुमारों की भरमार है....और एकता कपूर, चेतन भगत जैसे परदे के पीछे रहकर देश-सेवा में ओत-प्रोत रहने वाले भी अनगिनत है!

...तो अब चुनावी बिगुल बजा कर देश के आम आदमी की नींद खराब करने की जरुरत नहीं है!...हमारा देश, देश-सेवकों से भरा पड़ा है.....इनके हाथ में देश का स्टीयरिंग थमा कर आम आदमी चैन की बंसी बजा सकता है!....चुनावों में खर्च होने वाले पैसे बचा कर रोटी खा सकता है!....देश की गाड़ी देश के सेवक अन्दाधुन्द तरीके से चलाते ही रहेंगे!...उन पर भरोसा कर के आम आदमी भी देश-सेवा करने का पुण्य कमा सकता है!

...अगर ब्लॉग लिखते लिखते, आपको भी विदेशी लोग पहचानने लग गए....और कोंग्रेस जैसी देश-सेवी पार्टी की नजर आप पर भी पड़ गई.....तो क्या बात है!....आप भी देश-सेवक की लिस्ट में भर्ती हो गए....आप भी ठाठ से राज्य-सभाके मनोनीत सदस्य बन कर सचिन तेंदुलकर की तरह चमकदार दांतों की मुस्कुराहट वाली फोटो खिंचवा सकतें है!...कोई नहीं पूछेगा कि आप 'पॉलिटिक्स' का...क, ख,ग....भी जानते है या नहीं! 

10 comments:

डॉ. रूपचन्द्र शास्त्री मयंक (उच्चारण) said...

बहुत बढ़िया प्रस्तुति!
घूम-घूमकर देखिए, अपना चर्चा मंच
लिंक आपका है यहीं, कोई नहीं प्रपंच।।
आपकी इस प्रविष्टी की चर्चा कल शनिवार के चर्चा मंच पर भी होगी!
सूचनार्थ!

shikha varshney said...

आइडिया अच्छा है .कोशिश तो कि ही जा सकती है :)

मनोज कुमार said...

रोचक।
कोशिश कर ही डालते हैं।

आशा जोगळेकर said...

मेरा भारत महान !

दिगम्बर नासवा said...

वैसे आइडिया अच्छा है ... इससे भी आसान है पैसा खिलाओ सत्ताधारी दल को जो मर्जी करा लो ...

अर्शिया अली said...

काश, हमें भी ऐसा मौका मिलता।

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